Dogs with Dyed Fur

Actually… I kind of like this one. Technically it’s a costume and not a sheared and dyed dog, so it’s not stuck like that for a few weeks. I always wanted a pet AT-AT.

WHAT IS THIS OBSESSION WITH HAVING PHALLIC OBJECTS PROTRUDING FROM THESE DOGS BUMS? You see the tail and your fist thought is ‘Lets stick a bunch of bananas there!’ I will NEVER look at brown bananas the same way again D:

After the last one, this looks a bit tame…

Because deep down, what ever dog really wants is Gonzo emerging from their bums. 

“When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not, hmmm?”

took me a while to realise that’s an eagle, and not a turkey.

I’m speechless. I don’t know whether it’s the beard on one, or the human-like eyes on the other, but this photo makes me very uncomfortable.

This will never look good. Ever. Dogs are not my little ponies.

And today, I have a rainbow on my arse and my tail is on fire.

All these dogs with big-cat prints… One day, a leopard is going to leap out of the darkness and… I’ll let your imaginations run wild. 

I heard it on the grapevine.

Is it me, or does the white poodle look like it’s got a hand reaching up it’s leg?